hi i'm abby i'm a dumb nerd

i’m at the zoo!! and i got to feed birbs!!


sometimes i wonder ‘do i meme too hard?’ but then i remember that i was born to meme

me at the zoo: where are the dragons


Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

so we might be moving to Texas and mom keeps trying to make it sound fun and exciting but like…i don’t think she understands that i’m gonna be back in the closet and am probably going to have to stay there because texas



If you are afraid to talk to me because you are under the impression I’m too cool for you, please don’t be.

Not only are preventing yourself from talking to someone who you think is cool you are preventing me from talking to a cool person and making friends and I like friends.

If you are reading this, this is a personal invitation to talk to me. You don’t have to be witty or clever. Just say Hi. literally that’s all you have to say.



the first three words you see are what you want most in life right now



iggy azalea is fucking gross but God Damn this song is catchy


if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you


pay da bill

Suspicion Bean… from WHENCE gains all those dollerbill?  have engage in… the EMBEZZLE SCHEM?  

Dapper birb

And this is a photom the firts dance the eight grade.  THIS my childe the day I mets your Grandmum a name “Flimpy” and have a dance.  Ole photo from so longe ago 1885!  Ye old grample sure got the wrankles now!

Finch bab! Right after his first flight.

he, the Son, have GAIN the PIOLET LICENSE.  Going us throw the PARTY and now he can FLY us to a BAHAMA